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Allied Force Formed

Posted By: Joker Article: JUL08-1 Reported To: INN Reported On: Sivad Reported At: Sat Jun 28 23:50:04 3008 In a move that will certainly spark controversy in all political circles, the Orion Arm Treaty Organization met today behind closed doors and voted with the full support of all member worlds for the creation of an allied fleet division that will serve apart from all other militaries and answer only to the council itself.A spokesman for OATO revealed this measure was taken in light of the dangers that have threatened the universe as a whole in past years and the effectiveness such unions once served, not only in recent memory but as bar back as centuries ago with the Vanguard and the Consortium.The special military, officially named the Allied Force, will be tasked with the protection of all member worlds and helping out as a neutral party if and when altercations between such members arise. Local militaries will still have jurisdiction over their respective planets unless they specifically request OATO intervention.In celebration of this most auspicious move, OATO and Allied Force officials are expected to issue a fully equipped vessel in coming weeks to serve as flagship for the entire faction.

New Technology on the Horizons?

Posted By: Joker Article: JUL08-2 Reported To: INN Reported On: La Terre Reported At: Sun Jun 29 00:03:50 3008 Argent Horizons, a private arms and technology company originally based off New Luna, has released a statement regarding what they call is a breakthrough in space travel. A spokesman for the group told INN they are in the process of finishing up a system that will allow ships to travel huge distances in a very short time. "It will most certainly replace current technology," they assert.It is expected the work will be ready for display in a universal broadcast to take place sometime in the near future.

Le Terre Governor Converts

Posted By: Joker Article: JUL08-3 Reported To: INN Reported On: La Terre Reported At: Sun Jun 29 00:13:04 3008 Johanne Bryce, governor and head of the New Paris government in La Terre, was inducted today during a private ceremony into the Purist religion. Puritism, which was only very recently awarded status as a religion in the small world, has been growing exponentially during past years. INN analysts predict that, should this steady increase continue, Puritism will be the largest religion in the world of La Terre, surpassing even the New Catholic Church.Mostly keeping to themselves as far as their spiritual practices, little is known about this religion, except for the few details that have managed to seep out and speculation based on those. It is believed they worship something or someone called the All-Source, through the guidance of their highest ranking member, the High Absolver. There are also rumors that the religion is founded on the premise of the Universe as a living entity and that the All-Source is, in fact, its Mother.The New Paris governor refused to comment on his actions, but he follows in a long line of local politicians that have been seeking conversion these past few months.

Castor Standing on its Own

Posted By: Joker Article: JUL08-4 Reported To: INN Reported On: Castor Reported At: Mon Jun 30 03:03:17 3008 As foreign humanitarian and security aid diminishes, Castor is coming shakily to its feet. The major challenges that remain will be addressed more directly by the Pansagia and local governments.Vanguard soldiers from the newly formed 12th Special Forces Unit have helped with reconstruction efforts, providing security to humanitarian workers as well as assisting in the acquisition of material. The soldiers and the bandits have engaged several times, but over the months bandit activity tapered off and then abruptly ceased. After weeks of reconnaissance failed to turn up any further evidence of the outlaws, the 12th SFU was recalled to Mars on the 29th of June.Outside civilian assistance has been likewise reduced as the Castori resume the normal functioning of society. One foreign company, Cabrerra Industries, explained that it continues to provide standard hospital supplies but does not expect to receive many more contracts for emergency supplies or security work. Another provider of aid, the medical ship Star of Mercy, indicated that its crew will be available should the need arise but that for the time being the work on Castor seems to be complete.Local authorities seem to have matters well in hand during this transition. Continued rationing of industrial and consumer goods has thus far prevented food shortages and engineers are cautiously optimistic about the restoration of communications and transportation infrastructure. In the words of the newly-elected Ubercast Chelaben, "The people of Castor stand together. Compassion, ingenuity, and hard work will see us yet to a sweeter future."

Masquerade to cruise again

Posted By: Fishbreath Article: JUL08-5 Reported To: INN Reported On: G'ahnlo Reported At: Tue Jul 01 17:09:59 3008 Ulbahno Subcity (G'AHNLO) - The Ulbahno-based conglomerate Destiny Resorts, known for its high-class vacation spots and Ulbahno's Outlook Hotel, announced today that it has acquired the NLG Masquerade with the intention of expanding into the passenger carrier business. The Masquerade, a modified Caravan-class freighter, was operated by Carnivalis Cruise Lines until that company went bankrupt in late 3006."Carnivalis was unable find profit on the Masquerade, brbl, because it did not have a business plan fitting the advantages of its ship," said Bulobu, Executive Director for Cruise Line Affairs of Destiny Resorts. "The Masquerade is almost perfectly suited, brbl, for luxury passenger service between worlds. As such, Destiny Resorts plans to operate the Masquerade from a central location yet to be determined, making a regular circuit to worlds across the Orion Arm. Passengers will be able to purchase tickets from any stop to any other, brbl."Bulobu declined to speculate on the timeframe for the Masquerade's first voyage, citing the need to refit the mothballed vessel and a competitive market for skilled passenger liner personnel. - Wesley Blake, INN G'ahnlo Correspondent

The Sentinel of OATO

Posted By: Joker Article: JUL08-6 Reported To: SBS Reported On: Sivad Reported At: Tue Jul 01 18:37:32 3008 The first vehicular member of the newly formed Allied Force has been revealed. In a conference earlier today, Eric Landis, Secretary of Press for the organization, disclosed the first images of the AFV Sentinel -- a new Allied-class battleship that will serve as the main vessel for the joint fleet.While the Orion Arm council has yet to provide the public with the name of the elected Allied Force Grand Admiral, Secretary Landis assured reporters that information is forthcoming. In the meantime, command of the Sentinel has been awarded to a La Terre Defense Force officer, Captain Bartholomew Goddard, on a temporary basis until more official arrangements can be made.

Hancock Plans Announced!

Posted By: Ifrit Article: JUL08-7 Reported To: INN Reported On: Mars Reported At: Wed Jul 02 06:18:30 3008 HANCOCK STATION, NEW LUNA ORBIT. Ungstiri tycoon today announced his plans for the recently privatised Hancock Station. In a prepared statement that was handed to the press, he stated:"Krushnik Incorporated is opening up Hancock Station to the public. The beginnings of its refit have begun and it will be ready for the opening celebration on Sunday the 6th of July. People of all worlds are to be welcome here, to set up shops, offices and bring business to the station. Anyone who wishes to be employed as a member of the station's staff will be given a fair interview and an equal chance to succeed. Hancock Station has been returned to New Luna orbit, where it shall be found for the foreseeable future. We hope to see you soon."

Military Invitation Extended

Posted By: Ifrit Article: JUL08-8 Reported To: INN Reported On: Mars Reported At: Wed Jul 02 06:23:53 3008 HANCOCK STATION, NEW LUNA ORBIT. In a messsage that has been leaked to the press, Krushnik Incorporated appears to have extended an invitation to the Vanguard and the Allied Fleet to act as a public peacekeeping force on Hancock Station. Whether either of the militaries will accept remains to be seen.

OATO to Accept Invitation

Posted By: Joker Article: JUL08-9 Reported To: SBS Reported On: Sivad Reported At: Wed Jul 02 16:41:55 3008 In a brief press conference today, representatives for the Orion Arm Treaty Organization expressed their interest in accepting the invitation to open offices in Hancock. "The space station will provide the Allied Force with a neutral location to carry out their work," a spokesman explains. "It will also be key in future efforts to help New Luna with rebuilding efforts, should the request for aid come."Discussions with Krushnik Incorporated have already begun about to establish a presence in the former NLM base.

Solar Republic to Establish Presence in Hancock

Posted By: Joker Article: JUL08-10 Reported To: INN Reported On: Mars Reported At: Sat Jul 05 00:12:23 3008 With the retirement of First Consul Darian Ellesmere, the Martian government has kept very silent about its future. Today, that silence was broken with the release of a succinct statement: "The Solar Republic will establish a presence in Hancock." No more information was provided.INN political analyst Ferdinand McAllister speculates on these events. "Clearly, they want a piece of the pie," he says. "OATO is already getting a foot in, so they'll try to stick their whole leg. After all, they probably think they have a right to New Luna."No one from the Republic was available for comment.

Downloadable schools the future of education?

Posted By: Brody Article: JUL08-11 Reported To: SBS Reported On: Sivad Reported At: Sat Jul 05 13:16:53 3008 GRAND ENAJ, SIVAD - The latest innovation from Sivtek, using controversial criminal justice technology, is a "downloadable" form of education that will allow students to complete multiple master's degrees in 24 hours.The system, known as the Univirt, is based on a simulator that let criminals convicted of felonies serve what felt like decades in prison within just a few days."We are confident that the Univirt will prove wildly popular in the coming years," said Lamont Heath, vice president in charge of marketing for Sivtek.

Rare swamp beasts sought!

Posted By: Brody Article: JUL08-12 Reported To: INN Reported On: Mars Reported At: Sat Jul 05 13:26:47 3008 HESPERIA, MARS - Martian multi-millionaire Eugene Tanks is offering a reward to anyone who can deliver three of the rare shillamarik swamp beasts from Ydahr within the next 48 hours."These creatures have a keen sense of smell, swift limbs, and vicious fangs," Tanks said. "They'd be perfect additions as guardians for my estate on the Isle of Theseus."OOC: Anyone interested in conducting this expedition should contact Brody via +str.

Fox to Hound: Hands off my man!

Posted By: Dice Article: JUL08-13 Reported To: E!RN Reported On: Demaria Reported At: Fri Jul 18 20:27:02 3008 /NEW ALHIRA, DEMARIA/ - Bullets rang out late Thursday evening in an explosive shootout between legendary Lucky 13 heroine Ace and intergalactic terrorist Mika Tachyon! And because we've always got our fingers on the celebrity pulse, E!RN has the scoop! Who is the mystery hunk who would tear such steadfast friends apart? Why, none other than Captain Vadim Tostanavich, owner of the newly-rebuilt Rockhopper's Haven and bonafide beefcake! (The camera cuts to candid shots of an Ungstiri man with a five o' clock shadow drinking at an unknown locale, purchasing cigarettes at a Hancock Station duty-free kiosk, and sitting on the ramp of an unidentified black freighter.) Our source tells us that things have been hot and heavy between the two kapitans since the tragic fall of Ungstir - that is, until a certain corsair got a load of her most trusted tovarisch's new squeeze! Unable to keep her paws off of anything that isn't hers, the Jackal snapped Tostanavich up from right under Ace's nose! Never one to be played for a fool, the fox tracked the pair down to Demaria, where she caught them red-handed on a wild night on the town! (Cut to footage of Mika with said Ungstiri man boozing and barhopping around New Alhira, followed by a separate clip of the clearly inebriated pair mugging for the cameras as they are ejected from Glimmercoat's by security.) "Ace wasn't about to put up with that. She called Mika out on the landing field, then drew a gun and sicced a dog on her," says our source. "It was brutal! Mika returned fire before fleeing the scene with her new boytoy in tow!" But don't count our beloved kapitan out yet! Eyewitnesses claim that she retreated to her ship... with her new Timonese lover! Stay tuned for our up-to-the-minute coverage of this sizzling new love affair!- Sharpeye Rumorchaser, E!RN correspondent

King Richard Ill?

Posted By: Joker Article: JUL08-14 Reported To: E!RN Reported On: Sivad Reported At: Mon Jul 21 02:29:43 3008 While both Crown and Government have denied them, rumors continue to spread about the health of Richard I, Monarch and Ruler of the Kingdom of Sivad. Several witnesses claim that the Royal Physician has, as of late, been visiting the king far more than usual. This alone could mean very little, but coupled with the lack of public appearances over the last year it is enough to feed the rumor mill. Is he ill? Is it serious?Should the king perish, it would be Queen Ashley who takes up the mantle as regent until such a time as Prince Albert John Franklin Arthur Isherwood, heir apparent to the throne, comes of age.

"To the Argent Horizons and Beyond"

Posted By: Joker Article: JUL08-15 Reported To: INN Reported On: Sivad Reported At: Thu Jul 24 19:05:26 3008 "To the Argent Horizons... and Beyond" is the slogan Argent Horizons is giving its new project, which they revealed earlier this month. The testing phase for this new technology that could one day perhaps replace current methods of faster-than-light travel is scheduled to begin in little over a week. The location is being kept classified."We would not keep something like this entirely from the public," a spokesman for the company assured during a press conference. "While the testing site will be kept a secret, the entire event will be broadcast on holoviewers across the universe for all to see just how far we've come and just how much can be accomplished with the right amounts of passion, determination and creativity."

Bloody Timmie Streaker

Posted By: Ifrit Article: JUL08-16 Reported To: E!RN Reported On: Demaria Reported At: Sun Jul 27 08:15:27 3008 NEW ALHIRA, DEMARIA - In the latest of strange events surrounding the IND Laughing Fox's Kapitan Ace, the Timonae rumoured to be her new lover was seen running naked and bleeding from the ship in the early hours of this morning.Authorities say he cleared customs and passport control in a matter of seconds, leaving confused staff in their wake. One customs officer said: 'Well, he was naked. It was rather obvious that he wasn't smuggling anything, unless he had a gun shoved up where Demar don't shine.Sources close to the ship are speculating that the Ungstiri and the Timonae's torrid love affair may be ending sooner than expected, and that the Timonae's state was either the result of domestic violence or some very spectacular foreplay.Either way, E!RN will be keeping the public up to date with any further developments.- Sharpear Newssniffer, E!RN correspondent.

Bandits Battle Brilliant Brains

Posted By: Joker Article: JUL08-17 Reported To: INN Reported On: Grimlahd Reported At: Sun Jul 27 16:52:17 3008 Having been embedded with Grimlahd's elite first platoon of the first regiment of the first division of the first army for the last six months, I have come to discover a few things about myself and my beloved planet. Firstly, alarmists to the contrary, a rebellion - crusade even - has not been launched by the bandits led by a criminal wanted in numerous parts of the galaxy: a terrorist known as Urfkgar. Second, while he has a sizable collection of galactic riffraff at his beck and call, the local Zangali citizens do not support his cause of disorder and civil disobedience. Third, the Big Green One's operations have contained the brigands and severely limited their operational capabilities while suffering minimal loss. To quote their commander: The rebel scum will soon fall prey to our superior numbers and tactics. It is just a matter of time before we engage them once more in their hovels with our tanks against their scale-be-gotten hides.Grun'Vosh, GNN

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