July 2010

Hiverspace Guardians Consider Spin-offs?

Posted By: Loki Article: JUL10-1 Reported To: CNB Reported On: Comorro Reported At: Fri Jul 02 10:24:31 3010

Hekayt Prime - A long running sci-fi show that recently run into controversy due to the inclusion of an Outverser, is apparently considering new avenues with the apparent discovery of a hyper-dimensional device.New avenues for the show, suggest that Kazyuna (portrayed by Willow Tomlinson), might lead an expedition through a wormhole and discover such technological advancements. However the actor seemed much more cynical towards such a plot line."Honestly, Outversers have punched through time and space in the past, and there wasn't this much drama when the theory and such was offered," stated Outverser actress Willow Tomlinson. "Perhaps unfortunately for this mister Razorback, I have been handed a means to transit between different universes long before he decided to salivate in front of a live audience by trying to show his dominate side. If any party wishes to contact me, I will provide the correct data so that travel between different universe is possible. On a final note, I do add, that if those party who are interested end up dead, it isn't my responsibility, or those who created it."When questioned about how she came about such information, the actress didn't reply, and her manager declined to give details.

Save The Snowpuffs!

Posted By: Loki Article: JUL10-2 Reported To: CNB Reported On: Comorro Reported At: Fri Jul 02 20:44:45 3010

B'Hira - Rumors of a snowpuff fighthing ring have surfaced in the Lyiri cave networks of B'hira. Many doubt the accusations claiming that there is no hard evidence of said fighthing ring. Lyiri activists were found today marching outside the structure said to house such practices.The snowpuff is an animal native of B'Hira and is a common pet for Lyiri children due to their fluffy white fur and tame dispositions. According to sources the 'puffs used for this fighting ring however have been starved, beaten and generally mistreated to give them a more aggressive demeanor. Along with this their tusks are also said to be sharpened or artificially augmented to be more deadly to their opponents.Kaliu, Daughter of Toam, Widow of Aishi, is the leader of the activist group and the one that organized the protest. "This is appalling, I myself may be of a family of hunters but we respected what we hunted and even made use of Samuilecertola to help us. We did not mistreat them. This is savagery and there is no telling how far this goes or extends to other animals. If the peacekeepers won't help us, then we'll take matters into our own paws."No local government or authoritative officials were available for comment on this topic.

Outversers Ask for Aid in Interdimensional Manhunt

Posted By: Taeren Article: JUL10-3 Reported To: CNB Reported On: Comorro Reported At: Sat Jul 03 13:01:31 3010

COMORRO (CNB) -- A hodgepodge group of Outverser refugees is offering access to interdimensional drive technology retrieved from Comorro Station last month in exchange for assistance in using it to hunt down the former Zar of the Koltkamir, Hideg Fekretu.Outverser industrialist Joshua N. MacNamara, claiming to speak on behalf of a loose alliance of Orion Arm refugees now calling themselves the Orion Confederates, announced Saturday that all the technology and schematics pertaining to the drive had been relocated to a space station he controls, the Mare Tranquilis, believed to be somewhere beyond the edge of heretofore explored space in the Hekayti zone of control."Any scientist or engineer willing to help build a new drive based on the schematics we now have, and retrofit it onto a vessel for the purpose of chasing down the war criminal Hideg Fekretu, is encouraged to contact the Confederates on Comorro Station to arrange transportation to the project headquarters," MacNamara said."We'll also need a crew to pursue Fekretu across time and space," MacNamara added. "Able-bodied beings willing and able to crew a ship for this purpose should contact the Confederates in the same way."The Orion Confederates are refugees from the Orion Arm who have stated their intent to form a free and democratic Outverser state, sovereign from other existing Outverser governments in this universe. The bulk of Confederate numbers come from a loose alliance of Ungstiri miners and prospectors clannishly divided by their operations. They seem to operate based on group consensus among leaders of the most powerful organizations within it, Vadim Tostanovich, an Ungstiri who operates a mining concern; Razorback Cliffwalker, a Demarian with a ship and freight security operation, the Trade Defense Fleet; and Joshua MacNamara, a cyborg Lunite whose Tranquility Holdings shipyard, manufacturing, research and development firm has stirred controversy with previous experiments in interdimensional travel.The Confederates are also controversially allied with the New Phyrrian Enclave, a cadre of Phyrrians and phyrrianoids who survived mass destruction by the other Outverser state, Svajone, or were built after Svajone disassembled most of their surviving sentient mechanoid kin.

Source: Confederates Medlidikke Battle On Frontier

Posted By: Taeren Article: JUL10-4 Reported To: CNB Reported On: Comorro Reported At: Tue Jul 06 21:36:13 3010

COMORRO (CNB) -- A joint Orion Confederates - New Phyrrian Enclave fleet engaged a group of Medlidikke massing way out beyond the frontier of Inverser-occupied space, an Orion Confederates source confirmed Tuesday.This would be the first direct confrontation between Orion Confederates and Medlidikke since the Confederates, a loose alliance of Outverser interests with the stated goal of establishing a free state beyond Inverser-occupied space, announced their existence. While various other groups have reportedly scuffled with the Confederates and the Medlidikke separately beyond the frontier, the two have never before met in battle. A victory for the Confederates indicates that the Outversers are, perhaps, not as ragtag as reports would indicate.The Confederate source said it was a decisive victory, but would not speculate what the Medlidikke were doing or how Confederate forces detected them.The source was granted anonymity because the source was not authorized to speak to the press on behalf of the Confederates.Asked independently, sources from two other military intelligence organizations said they had intelligence corroborating the Confederates claim.

Tomlinson Goes Crazy?

Posted By: Loki Article: JUL10-5 Reported To: CNB Reported On: Comorro Reported At: Thu Jul 08 19:48:44 3010

Hekayt Prime - Hiverspace Guardians actress, Willow Tomlinson apparently did the the impossible earlier, when she provided data to the major agencies of Hiverspace. The information, itself, as well as a rather large scientific paper detailing rift formulas, activities and such, was released to all groups, such as Lotorians salvage fleets, up to the Thul themselves."From what my contact did tell me, the readings people are getting in their SYNAPSE mail, or associated systems, are the readings from the rifts forming, as well as formula to pack up those claims. Those other readings? Well, they're from the Outversers traveling beyond Hiverspace and returning with a lot of data that relates to time, space and the rifts that tore their own time asunder," claimed the actress.When quizzed about her own background, the actress claimed that she was 'from beyond time and space, and that the activities of those who fool with Kamir technology are in the sights of her contacts.' Her manager was once again unavailable for contact.

Pas Woienr Takes Best Actor in 240th Hiverspace Acting Awards

Posted By: Loki Article: JUL10-6 Reported To: CNB Reported On: Comorro Reported At: Thu Jul 08 19:50:44 3010

Hekayt Prime - Despite the controversy kicked up by his Hiverspace Guardian co-star, Willow Tomlinson, Aukami Pas Woienr took out the award for best actor. From what some fans saw, his aforementioned co-star, took out 'Best Minority Actor' in the awards, while the show itself took the reward for best special effects."Oh, I am very happy," said the actor. "Despite all the bad one member of my race did, I'm very happy that people voted for me. I intend to be here, as long as people need me to an character they like. Of course, I'd also like to give this award to the rest of the cast and crew, because without them, I wouldn't even be here."However, the outspoken Willow Tomlinson said, "Of course he's a great actor. Neither of us will ever reach the standards of Evasioy Thionaslk, but we can try to make him proud. For those that got behind us, I hope it's the same next year. For those that didn't, then show us what you've got in mind! New blood is vital to the acting scene, which is why I'm here!"However, All my Broodlings continues to remain tightly on the heels of the show, despite sweeping through best supporting actor, best makeup and best film crew awards.

Muscipulan Grass Roots Movement Takes Hold

Posted By: Colchek Article: JUL10-7 Reported To: CNB Reported On: Comorro Reported At: Thu Jul 08 19:56:37 3010

FUNGARIUS, MUSCIPULA - MSPIP, the Muscipulan Society for the Protection of Innocent Plants, long considered by many in mainstream Muscipulan society to be more of a social club than anything, has begun taking a real foothold among many Muscipulans in recent weeks. Over a dozen protests declaring plant eating beings to be nothing short of murderers and brutes have been held across the planet in the last week alone, and there are rumors that groups of the society have made plans to move offworld and take their message across the galaxy."Despite what many think, plants are live, intelligent beings. To consume them is nothing short of murder, and we intend to petition our government to prosecute any such beings that come to our world. Our message is going forth, and we hope to bring other governments on board with our message in order to spare millions of other innocent plants that might find themselves part of someone's salad." stated Marsinala, leader of the group.Comorro station has been declared as their first stop, a meeting many think will be a rather unpredictable situation given the large population of Outversers that have made the roaming station home.

Svajone: Ainda Schematics Secured

Posted By: Loki Article: JUL10-8 Reported To: CNB Reported On: Comorro Reported At: Thu Jul 08 20:24:34 3010

At a press conference earlier today, Svajone spokesperson Natalie Lant announced that the Svajone had acquired the schematics to the Ainda, the allegedly interdimensional ship.Lant declined to explain how the schematics had been acquired, but did announce a plan for distribution of the plans. "In the interest of seeing this potential technology used peacefully and equitably, we will provide the plans to any legitimate state that is willing to establish proper normailized relations with the Svajone government.""It is our hope that scientific and technological progress can be used to bring Hiverspace denizens, and those beyond, together, rather than be held selfishly and cause schisms." Lant said at the conclusion of the conference.

Scientists to Sponsor Surf-and-Turf Buffet

Posted By: Coyote Article: JUL10-9 Reported To: CNB Reported On: comorro Reported At: Fri Jul 09 18:54:21 3010

An outverser research organization based on Comorro is preparing to hold on an all-you-can-eat cookout on the station. According to a press release issued earlier today, the banquet will 'celebrate the biodiversity of all universes, by presenting guests with an exotic variety of flaura and fauna to dine on.' A genetic engineer. CNB was able to reach Doctor Alastair Hall for comment. "I reccomend the Seal Veal." Dr. Hall said. "It's unbelievably tender. Just melts in your mouth."The Sivadian genetic engineer denied speculation that this event is a response to the MSPIP protest scheduled to be held on Comorro the same day, claiming to have been unaware of the the Muscipalan group's intention. Doctor Hall was recorded as saying, "Who reads the news anyway?" before going on to comment, "And who was it who cured that Muscipulan epidemic last year? Oh, that's right. Pretty sure it was me."

Inverser Insists On Cooperation

Posted By: Loki Article: JUL10-10 Reported To: CNB Reported On: Comorro Reported At: Sun Jul 11 11:27:27 3010

Comorro - Leading Aukami Genetic Engineer Kynaso Vonakyr has stated the necessity for outversers and inversers to work together, scientifically, economically, and politically."There is a lot we can learn from these people." Doctor Vonakyr said when pressed for comment by our reporters. "In all those fields. But likewise, the Outversers need us too. While the outversers are in possession of highly advanced technology, they are missing the numbers to form a stable nation."When the press asked what doctor Vonakyr's proposed solution was, she said, "One person's solution is not the answer. To achieve optimal results, we need to talk. During the reign of Fekretu, the lack of serious, honest discussion was what allowed him to guide us to xenophobia. If we want to solve the problems of this universe, we need to be open to other people's solutions, and not blindly cling to the solution you yourself prefer."When asked about the rumours she was working for the Orion Confederates, she refused to comment.

Confederates Form Fleet Reveal a Base Location

Posted By: Taeren Article: JUL10-11 Reported To: CNB Reported On: Comorro Reported At: Fri Jul 16 01:04:21 3010

COMORRO (CNB) -- A spokesman for the Orion Confederates, a loose alliance of Outverser factions joined for the purpose of creating a sovereign state, announced today that the Confederates have formed a fleet for mutual defense."The Confederate Fleet is a unified military overseen by the leaders of the Orion Confederates in their capacity as the civilian heads of our provisional government," said Joshua MacNamara, the Confederates member and their spokesman in this instance. "It is fully equipped, and well staffed, but we welcome like-minded people to join us in this and all our endeavors."The Confederates -- led by an Ungstiri, Vadim Tostanovich, a Demarian, Razorback Cliffwalker, and MacNamara -- have a provisional central government overseen jointly by their leaders. Each confederate sits at the head of a predominantly Outverser faction. The confederates have promised an open democratic government in the near future, Confederate sources say."The locations of our worlds remain secret, for now. But with the safety granted by the Fleet, I'm prepared to announce the location of my own home base, the space station Mare Tranquilis," MacNamara said.The Tranquilis is located very near the edge of a nebula on the far frontier, just beyond the outer border of Hekayti space, MacNamara revealed.MacNamara, a Lunite cyborg who is the majority shareholder and CEO of a large shipyard and manufacturing conglomerate, said that all hazardous research had been moved from Tranquilis in preparation for the arrival of visitors."Anyone who recognizes the Confederates provisional government and our right to sovereignty is welcome to visit and trade on the Tranquilis, free of tax or tariff, and to consider leasing space for living and doing business," MacNamara said. "Travel documents are required for citizens of existing states. Confederate rights and principles apply."Asked if the Tranquilis would accept travel documents for Svajone citizens, MacNamara declined to answer directly."I'm not authorized to speak on behalf of the Confederates with respect to Svajone," he said. "Based on recent events, it seems we've got a lot to talk about. I for one would welcome a conversation with the leader of Svajone, but I don't think it would be wise to communicate through the press. I will say this: We have all heard Svajone believes in self-determination and in Outversers working together. If that's true, we have at least two things in common."

Technology Fair Announced!

Posted By: Loki Article: JUL10-12 Reported To: CNB Reported On: Comorro Reported At: Fri Jul 16 20:38:09 3010

Virtual Creations Studios in conjunction with Tranquility Holdings would like to announce the second annual technology fair. The festival will be held in the Triumviate Park within the city of Kjernkor on Hekayt Prime. The festivities will be begin in the afternoon of the 16th of August and continue on through the evening of the 18th. Booths will be available for displaying wares and all who wish to are welcome to participate as a vendor or to show off their latest advances in presentations schedulded to happen throughout the day. There will be food, fun, and excitement for everybody.For more information or details contact Sabrina Bradly or Joshua MacNamara.

Outverser Visitors Bring Warning

Posted By: Colchek Article: JUL10-13 Reported To: CNB Reported On: Hekayt Reported At: Mon Jul 26 15:24:19 3010

Kjernkor, Hekayt Prime - Earlier today, a new Outverser species arrived at Hekayt Prime carrying a warning to the Grand Moot. <Footage showing the arriving ship: A carrier class vessel, bearing a flag appearing like the flag of the United States, but possessing 100 stars. Written in Terran Standard on the side is the ship's name, U.S.S. YORKTOWN> The commander of the ship, Admiral William Nimitz, informed the planetary traffic control that they were on a diplomatic mission from the United Systems of Tristifar, a nation they indicated resided in yet another universe.At the request of the Grand Moot, Toveil engineers examined the drive system the visitors claimed brought them here. Their findings confirm that the drive, although still in a prototype stage, was capable of doing what was claimed. The Admiral was taken into a closed doors session with the Grand Moot shortly after the findings were presented.After the meeting, a representative provided a statement. "The Admiral has brought a warning that another faction from his universe, which he referred to as 'Lothans', were planning a wide scale invasion into Hiverspace. The evidence presented leads us to believe this is not a hoax. Efforts to present this information to other Hiverspace worlds is underway."At this time, the Falari government has accepted the warning and has begun preparations for defense. Ledelkrieg forces are also rallying. No timeline for the impending arrival of the Lothans has not yet been determined.

Orion Confederate: The Threat is Real

Posted By: Taeren Article: JUL10-14 Reported To: CNB Reported On: Comorro Reported At: Tue Jul 27 23:54:05 3010

COMORRO (CNB) - Orion Confederate member Joshua MacNamara contacted CNB to confirm the veracity of reports that a heretofore unknown race called the Tristifarians have arrived here with a warning about an impending invasion from another dimension.The Confederates have reliable intelligence confirming the Tristifarians' existence and message, MacNamara said."The Confederates have the interdimensional drive plans from the freighter Ainda, and are nearly ready to reproduce it it on a production line," MacNamara said. "The Confederates have previously authorized me to share all of our research on this technology, without restriction, with the Hekayti Grand Moot. As we lack official ties with the Hekayti, I'm afraid I've got to take to the press to notify them that this resource is available. Seems like the honorable thing to do."Similarly," MacNamara said, "I reckon it'd be all right for me to say that the Confederates are prepared to discuss coordinated defense with any state that's willing to recognize our borders, without prejudice to our diplomatic status. We intend to make a home in this universe, and I know my colleagues wish to defend our home to the fullest of our ability."MacNamara has previously announced that research on interdimensional drives procured from the Ainda, which the Confederates, fledgling Outverser states, control, was open to any individual researcher who cared to contribute to developing a duplicate drive for the purpose of chasing former Zar Hideg Fekretu across the universe. Access to that research would presumably result in a working knowledge of the drive technology.Another Outverser state, Svajone, has alleged it has copies of the plans and offered access to any state that recognized its government.

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